Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", Funny Poetry, Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: child, father, funny, hilarious, Jamaican, jokes, man, parent, style, treat
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Jamaican Jokes
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Mary had a likkle lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes down quite a treat,
with rice and hard dough bread .
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Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to de fair.
Said Simple Simon to de Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said de Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you fool whappin, you a hidiot!!
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: assignment, doctor, funny, hilarious, homework, jokes, wife
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Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy’s homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence ..*
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1. Hotel – I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
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2. Dictate – My girfriend say my dictate good.
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3. Catacomb – I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
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4. Foreclose – If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
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Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: elderly, funny, granny, hilarious, Jamaican, jokes, lessons
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Lessons From Granny
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1. Ant follow fat, fat drown ant (Shows the negative effect of greed)
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2. Bad ting nuh hab owner (No one ever owns up to a bad deed)
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3. You nebber see empty bag tan up (If you are hungry you cannot work)
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4. Nuh put youself in a barrel when match-box can hol’ you (Do not pretend to be more important than you are)
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5. De Lard gib beard a them nuh hab chin fe wear eh (Some people have advantages that they cannot make use of)
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6. Wha sweet a mout sometime hot a belly (First impressions are often wrong)
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7. Big blanket mek man sleep late (Luxury encourages idleness)
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Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: champagne, funny, hilarious, Jamaican, jokes, man, restaurant, wine, woman
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A Jamaican guy enters a resturant and while sitting at his table he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table alone. he calls the waiter over and asks for a bottle of the most expensive champagne to be sent over to her knowing that if she accepts it she will be his.
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The waiter gets the bottle and quickly takes it over to the young lady, saying that it’s from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note back to the Jamaican, the note reads…
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Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: elderly, funny, granny, hilarious, Jamaican, jokes
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… Yuh wing soon clip
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… Yuh mus be tink seh mi born behind cow
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… Puss an dawg nuh have de same luck
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… Learn fi dance a yard before yuh go abroad
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… Dawg know who fi bite and duppy know who fi frighten
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… Chicken merry! Hawk deh near
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… Yuh head faver someting whey johncrow draw brakes ina
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Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: funny, jokes, man, money, short, woman
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A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside of London. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £500 and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a cheese sandwich!”
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The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you
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Mar 08 2010