A rich white man in Georgia decided that he wanted to throw a
party
and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Larry,
The
only
black guy in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in
the
backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking,
dancing,
eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women. At the
height
of
the party, the host said, “I have a 10ft. man-eating gator in my pool
and
I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who jumps in.” The words were
barely
out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned
around
and
saw Larry in the pool! He was fighting the gator and beating its ass!
Larry
was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches,
doing
all kinds of thing like head butts and chokeholds, biting the gator
on the
tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of judo
instructor. The water was churning and splashing every where, both
Larry
and
the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally, Larry strangled
the
gator
and left it floating on the top like a carnival goldfish. Larry then
slowly
climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in
disbelief.
Finally the host says, “Well, Larry I reckon I owe you a million
dollars.”
“No, that’s okay, I don’t want it,” said Larry, The rich man said,
“Man, I
have to give you something. You won the bet. How about halfmillion
bucks
then? “No, thanks, I don’t want it,” answered Larry, The host said,
come
on I
insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new
Porsche
and
a Rolex and some stock options?” Again Larry said no. Confused, the
rich
man
asked, Well, Larry what do you want?” Larry said, “All I want is the
name
of
the mutha !@!#! who pushed me in the pool!”.
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