A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to
indicate
that they wanted to have intercourse without letting their
children
in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, “Go tell
your
mommy that daddy needs to type a letter”.
The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom
responded,
“Tell your daddy that he can’t type a letter right now cause
there
is a red ribbon in the
typewriter.”
The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.
A few days later the mom told the daughter, “Tell daddy that he
can
type that letter now
The child told her father, returned to her mother and
announced,
“Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote
the
letter by hand.”
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