Net Miles Of Smiles

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests
find that
when women make love they produce amounts of the
hormone
estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking
reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis,
skin rashes and
blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the
pores and makes your
skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those
calories you piled on during that romantic
dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take
up. It stretches and tones up just about every
muscle in the
body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps,
and you don’t
need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant
cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins
into the
bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and
leaving you with a
feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex
you have, the more you will be offered. The
sexually active body
gives off greater quantities of chemicals called
pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex
crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the
world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist

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HERE’S SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:

How often do you let other people’s nonsense change
your mood? Do you let a bad driver, rude waiter, curt boss,
or an insensitive employee ruin your day? Unless you’re the
Terminator, for an instant you’re probably set back on your
heels. However, the mark of a successful person is how quickly
one can get back their focus on what’s important.

Sixteen years ago I learned this lesson.
I learned it in the back of a New York City taxi cab.
Here’s what happened…

I hopped in a taxi, and we took off for Grand Central Station. We were driving in the right lane when, all of a sudden, a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car’s back end by just inches!

The driver of the other car, the guy who almost caused a big accident, whipped his head around and he started yelling bad words at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy.
And I mean, he was friendly. So, I said, “Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!”

And this is when my taxi driver told me what I
now call, “The Law of the Garbage Truck.”

“Many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As

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I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright.
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more.
I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive.
I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear
much bigger.
I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting.
I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess.
I wish you enough “Hello’s” to get you through the final “Goodbye.”

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“I Wish You enough!”
© 2001 Bob Perks

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The eye doctor instructed her patient to read a chart on the wall. He
looked at it and read, “A, B, F, N, L and G.”

The doctor turned the light back on and wrote in her notebook.

“How’d I do, Doc?” the patient wondered.

She replied, “Let’s put it this way — they’re numbers.”

“But Doc,” he argued, “this is the way I see it!”

Much of my happiness or unhappiness is a result of my perception.
“This is the way I see it,” I tell myself.

I see some problems as challenges that energize me to action and
others as obstacles that stop further progress. It’s just the way I
see it.

And sometimes I see new situations as fun, and other times I see them
as fearful.

The busyness of my life can be OK if I see it that way, or it can be
a major source of stress. And an unexpected intrusion in my schedule
can be an irritant or, if I see it that way, possibly the most

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This poem is about a crackhead on a swing in the park.

Homeboy is high….real high!!!

Read it fasssst…..to get the rhythm !!!

Enjoy!

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~~Life’s Swing~~

Do the right thing

Get off that swing

Head upside-down

Lookin’ like a clown

See Goldy Locks

Singin’ to the clock

Here comes the cop

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Time is too slow for those who wait,
too swift for those who fear, too long
for those who grieve,
too short for those who rejoice,
but for those who love,
time is eternity.

~ Mary Pye

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