Maria and Pedro from a little town in Mexico got married.
Pedro was a “man about town” a real village ram so to speak,
but Maria was very naive and uninformed about the birds and the
bees.
Pedro was a poor working man and could not afford to take time
off for a
honeymoon. So, that night they retired to his little shack.
When Pedro was undressing Maria said, “Oh Pedro, what is that?”
Pedro being very quick thinking said, “Maria, I am the only man
in the
world with one of these.” and then he proceeded to show her what
it
was for..and man Maria was happy !.
The next morning Pedro went off to work as usual. When he
returned
home that evening, Maria was on the front porch obviously upset
about
something.
“Pedro, you told me that you were the only man in the world with
one
of those, and I saw Hulio the gardener changing his clothes
behind the
shed, and he had one, too”.
Thinking fast, Pedro said, “Oh, Maria, Hulio is my very best
friend. I had two of them so I gave him one. He is the only
other man in the
world with one of those!”
Maria being very stupid accepted his answer and they did their
thing
again that night.
Pedro went off to work again the next morning and when he
returned
home, Maria was very upset; stomping her foot on the porch.
Pedro said,
“Maria, what is the matter now?”
“Pedro, you gave Hulio the best one!!!!”
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