At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
..
Since her new husband is so old, Lou
Anne decides that after their
wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is
concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they
spend the entire night together.
..
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and
the
expected “knock” on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door
opens
and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
..
They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and
she prepares to go to sleep.
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After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom
door, and it’s Wally. Again he is ready for more
“action”.
..
Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the
newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight
and leaves.
..
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Wally is
back again, rapping on the door, as fresh as a 25-year-old ready
for
more “action”. And, once again they enjoy each other. But, as Wally
gets set
to leave again, his young bride says to him,
..
“I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well
and so
often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were
only
good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.”
..
Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says:
“You mean I was here already?”
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The moral of the story:
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Senior moments have their advantages
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