TODAY’S QUOTE
Posted: under Daily Quotes.
Each day is a new life. Seize it. Live it.
~ David Guy Powers
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Jul 24 2008
God the Artist
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: air, artist, boy, child, children, church, class, classroom, dad, exam, father, funny, girl, God, hand, hands, Heaven, hilarious, humor, jokes, knowledge, laughter, lesson, lessons, Professor, quiz, school, short, smiles, son, student, students, Sunday, teacher, test, tutor, wind
A Sunday school teacher began her lesson with a question.
“Boys and girls, what do we know about God?”
A hand shot up in the air. “He is an artist!” said the
kindergarten boy.
“Really! How do you know?” the teacher asked.
“You know - ‘Our Father, who does art in Heaven…”
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Jul 24 2008
I Don’t Have The Money..
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: companion, couple, funny, hilarious, humor, husband, jokes, language, laughter, money, neighbor, partner, sleep, smiles, spouse, time, voice, wife, words
It’s 3:00 A.M. and Goldie wakes up to see her husband pacing
the floor. “Morris, why can’t you sleep?” she asks him.
“You know our next door neighbor, Sam. I borrowed $1000 from him,
and it’s due tomorrow morning and I don’t have the money.
I don’t know what I’m going to do.” Morris replies.
Goldie gets out of bed and opens the window. “Sam!” she shouts,
and several times more, “Sam! Sam!” Finally a very groggy Sam
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Jul 24 2008
Don’t Watch Your Money…..teehee
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Tags: advice, bank, check, dad, day, eyes, father, fool, funds, funny, health, hilarious, humor, idiot, jokes, laughter, man, money, moron, robber, short, skill, skills, smiles, stupid, tips, trick, wealth
My grandfather always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.”
So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.
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Jul 24 2008
“Washing Dishes”
Posted: under Funny Poetry.
Tags: account, alcohol, argument, bank, bar, beer, brandy, bus, champagne, check, chic, destination, dinner, drunk, duty, exam, food, fun, funds, funny, funtime, gin, highway, humor, job, journey, labor, laughter, life, lifestyle, lifetime, liquor, man, meal, money, noise, passenger, path, pub, quiz, reading, restaurant, rhythm, road, rum, scotch, smiles, sound, task, tequila, test, ticket, tour, traffic, train, trip, vehicle, village, vodka, whiskey, wine, wishes, work
Guess what, a drunk ate dinner at a trendy restaurant
in the Village and was unable to pay his bill….
Yup, po’ homeboy had to wash dishes in the kitchen
to write it off….
Read it fasssst…..to get the fun and rhythm !!!
Enjoy!
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~ “Washing Dishes” ~
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Go Shrek
Look so chic
Washing dishes
Against your wishes
If you can’t
Pay your bill
Wash you must
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Jul 24 2008
Peace
Posted: under General Poetry.
Calm, serene, tranquil, peaceful
Ripples slowly moving towards the shore
Cascading Falls flowing leisurely downstream
Gently gliding over smooth stones
Fishes swimming freely in close circles
Hearts content with the ebb and flow
Peace, still inner peace
Come and fill my soul with calm.
(c) Marvelous
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Jul 24 2008