Thought everyone could use a good laugh!!
Subject: Rebate Checks
The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs,
If we purchase a computer it will go to India,
If we purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and
Guatemala,
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan,
If we purchase useless junk, it will go to Taiwan
and NONE of it will help the American economy.
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The ONLY way to keep that money here at home in the USA, is to buy
prostitutes, beer and cigarettes, since these are the only products still
produced in the USA .
Enjoy that thought . . .
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