Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: accident, cop, funny, hilarious, jokes, officer, pastor, policeman, preacher, priest, sheriff
Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped by a policeman who said, “What do you think you are doing?“
“What if you have an accident?”
The priests say, “Don’t worry, my son. God is with us.” Read More
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Jul 29 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: boss, clerk, coffee, funny, hilarious, humor, job, jokes, laughter, man, smiles, woman, work
A man goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?”
The clerk replies, “That is a thermos flask.”
The man then asks, “What does it do?”
The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.”
The man says, “I’ll take it!” Read More
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Jul 29 2008
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Tags: airport, America, American, cow, dog, embassy, flight, funny, hilarious, horse, humor, interview, jokes, journey, language, laughter, man, path, plane, road, sex, smiles, style, travel, trip, visa, woman, words
An Arabian was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.
Consul : What is your name?
Arab : Abdul Aziz
Consul : Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul : I mean, male or female?
Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels Read More
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Jul 29 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: anxiety, boy, care, child, children, companion, couple, depression, funny, girl, humor, husband, jokes, laughter, light, marriage, partner, sharing, short, smiles, spouse, stress, wife
Girl : When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy : It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles. Read More
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Jul 29 2008
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Tags: age, birthday, companion, elderly, funny, gift, hilarious, humor, husband, jokes, laughter, man, partner, party, present, salesman, seniors, smiles, spouse, wife, woman
A man wants to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party.
So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says: let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.
The salesman asks “how do you want me to put it?”
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Jul 29 2008
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Tags: car, celebration, companion, cop, couple, day, duty, exam, funny, hilarious, humor, husband, job, jokes, journey, language, laughter, license, light, man, Mathematics, officer, partner, patrolman, policeman, road, sheriff, smiles, spouse, task, test, time, traffic, trooper, vehicle, wife, woman, words, work
A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
“There’s no way they can catch a Mercedes,” he thought to himself and opened up further.
The needle hit 90, 100…..Then the reality of the situation hit him.
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Jul 29 2008