Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: car, cemetery, check, child, companion, computer, couple, dad, eyes, father, flight, friends, funeral, funny, ghost, hilarious, home, hotel, House, humor, husband, internet, jokes, journey, language, laughter, letter, love, mail, mother, obituary, online, parents, path, perception, plane, reading, road, smiles, son, spouse, surprise, traffic, vehicle, widow, wife, words
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile… somewhere, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
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Jul 29 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: child, class, exam, funny, humor, jokes, laughter, Little Johnny, quiz, short, smiles, student, teacher, test
Teacher: Johnny, name two pronouns.
Johnny: Who, me?
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Jul 29 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: assignment, class, classroom, dog, funny, home, homework, House, humor, jokes, language, laughter, short, smiles, student, teacher, words
Teacher : Pappu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
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Jul 29 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: baby, boy, color, couple, designer, difference, fashion, funny, girl, hilarious, humor, jokes, language, laughter, Mathematics, smiles, style, time, twins, voice, words
Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other,
“Are you a little girl or a little boy?”
“I don’t know,” replied the other baby giggling.”What do you mean, you don’t know?” said the first baby.
“I mean I don’t know how to tell the difference,” was the reply.
Well, I do,” said the first baby chuckling. “I’ll climb into your crib and find out.”
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Jul 29 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: child, class, funny, jokes, short, student, teacher
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO” !!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
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Jul 29 2008
Posted: under Inspirational Poetry, Inspirationals.
Tags: achievement, belief, bliss, day, dream, era, eyes, faith, feelings, future, happiness, history, imagination, inspiration, joy, life, love, others, surprise, time
Don’t ever be reluctant
to show your feelings when
you’re happy, give in to it.
When you’re not, live with it.
Don’t ever be afraid to
try to make things better you might
be surprised at the results.
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Jul 29 2008