I Need A Push

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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a
loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

“Not a chance,” says the husband, “It is three o’clock in the
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Couldn’t Spell

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Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast.
Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband.

“Henry,” she said, “I’ve just received a letter from
mother saying she isn’t accepting our invitation to come and stay,
as we do not appear to want her. What does she mean by that? Read More

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Separation

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A man is waiting in line for a hit movie. Behind him are two women.
The usher comes along and says that he has two seats together.
Seeing the problem, the usher says to the man. “Let them go first.

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Elderly proposal for marriage

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There were these two elderly people living in a Florida old age home.
He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for
a number of years.

Now, one evening, there was a community supper in the big activity center.
These two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal
went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered up
his courage to ask her, “Will you marry me?” Read More

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“Where is the P?”

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Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?”

The teacher says, “Yes, but only after you recite the alphabet Johnny.”

Little Johnny says, “Fine” and quickly babbles out: a “ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO_QRSTUVWXYZ!” Read More

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Hearing Aid Funny

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Helen and I laughed when John, a neighbor, told us how his
hearing aid occasionally emits a high-pitched squeal that
can be heard by anyone near him. His granddaughter was
sitting on his lap one day when the device started to beep. Read More

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