Slap Happy News…..Just For Laughs!
Retired Friends:
Working people frequently ask retired people…..what they do to make…their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day Gladys and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about…5…minutes . When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said…
“Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?” He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and well started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So Marilyn called him a x@*x. He finished the second…ya know…ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third…yeper…ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote…we didn’t care. We came into town by bus.
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