A plane was enroute to the United States when the pilot announced that due to a technical fault on the plane, he was going to crash and that it was less likely that there would be any survivors.
On hearing the news, all aboard started screaming for help. A reverend aboard shouted “Oh Lord save me.” Suddenly, he vanished into thin air.
A woman sitting close to him also shouted “OH LORD save me” and she also disappeared from the plane. Sure enough, all aboard started screaming the same words “Oh Lord save me” and were all vanishing like the vanishing man.
An Arab aboard saw what was happening and also screamed “OH LORD SHAVE ME” suddenly, all the hair on his head disappeared but he was still in the plane. He thought that he had not screamed hard enough so shouted again “OH LORD SHAVE ME”. This time
all of his beard was gone… but he was still on the plane — crash bound.
He gathered all the strength he could muster and shouted “Oh Lord shave me!”
This time, all the hair in his armpit was gone. He realized that if he spoke again, some hairs somewhere else might also disappear… so he thought it would be better to crash and die than lose one’s dignity.
He woke up running scared and realized it was all a dream.
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