Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: couple, funny, home, husband, jokes, neighbor, short, wife
One night, a torrential rain soaked northwestern Minnesota.
The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into
most
of the homes there.
Mrs Johnson was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Lena, waiting
for
help to come.
Mrs Johnson noticed a baseball cap, floating near the house.
Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float back to
the
house, it kept floating away from the house then back towards the
house.
Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Lena,
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Aug 03 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Uh Oh!!!!! I love this one.
What a Day!
A photographer for CNN was assigned to cover southern California’s
wildfires last year. He wanted pictures of the heroic work the
firefighters were doing as they battled the blazes. When the
photographer arrived on the scene, however, the smoke was so thick
it was impossible to get good photographs from the ground level. He
requested permission from his boss to rent a plane and take photos from
the air. His request was approved and he used his cell phone to call
the local County airport to charter a flight. He was told a single
engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a
hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted,
“Let’s go”. The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and
roared down the runway. Once in the air, the photographer instructed
the pilot, “Fly over the valley and make two or three low passes so I
can take some pictures of the fires on the hillsides.”"Why?” asked the pilot.
“Because I’m a photographer for CNN,” he responded, “and I need
to get some close-up shots.”
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, “So,
what you’re telling me is….. you’re NOT my flight instructor???”
Aug 03 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them.
Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.
“Momma, look what I found,” the boy called out.
“What have you got there, dear?” his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered, “I think it’s Adam’s suit!”
Aug 03 2008
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Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.
Now it was question time, and she asked, “My name begins with the letter ‘M’ and I pick up things. What am I?”
A little boy on the front row proudly said, “You’re a mother!”
Aug 03 2008
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One day my friend was in front of me coming out of church and the pastor was standing at the door, as he always is, to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
My friend replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”
Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”
He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”
Aug 03 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: bank, funny, jokes, money, short
A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager,
“I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones,
who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours.”
The banker said, “Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as
we catch him.”
Aug 03 2008