Here are some really funny one liners about marriage:
A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, “If you don’t promise to send us 100,000,000 we promise you we will kidnap your wife.” The poor man wrote back, ” I am afraid I can’t keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours.”
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
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Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart.
- Mort Walker
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