Chicken Farming

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David, a big city CPA, moves to the country and decides he’s going to take up farming.

He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, “Give me 100 baby chickens.”

The co-op man complies.

A week later David returns and says, “Give me 200 baby chickens.”

The co-op man complies.

Again, a week later David returns. This time he says, “Give me 500 baby chickens.”

“Wow!” the co-op man replies, “You must really be doing well!”

“Naw, not really.” said David with a sigh, “My problem may be that I’m just new to farming. They keep dying off on me.

I think I may be planting them too deep or too far apart!”

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