A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he
said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.”
With even greater emphasis he said, “And if I had all the wine in the
world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.”
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,
“And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and pour
it into the river.”
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,
nearly laughing, “For our closing song, let us sing
Hymn #365, ‘Shall We Gather at the River’.”
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Smile, life is too short not to!!
If this brightened your day
Don’t let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.
See you at the river.
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