A husband and wife went to breakfast at a restaurant
where the “Seniors’ Special” was two eggs, bacon,
hash browns and toast for $1.99.
“Sounds good,” the wife said. “But I don’t want the eggs.”
“Then I’ll have to charge you $2.49 because you’re
ordering a la carte,” the waitress warned her.
“You mean I’d have to pay for not taking the eggs?” the
wife asked incredulously.
“YES!!” —-
“Then I’ll take the special.”
“How do you want your eggs?”
“Raw and in the shell,” the wife replied. And she took
the two eggs home.
DON’T MESS WITH SENIORS.
They’ve been around the block more than once!
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