TV is my shepherd, I shall not want.
It alloweth me to lie down in my reclining chair.
It leadeth me beside Luke and Laura.
It entertaineth my soul.
It leadeth me thru many a dull afternoon-
for the advertiser’s sake.
Yea, though I walk thru the valley
of the shadow of boredom, I will fear no evil.
For thou, TV, art with me.
Thy game shows and soap operas, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a daily program schedule before me,
in the presence of my TV Guide.
Thou anointest my head with a sea of sensuality,
my discretion runneth out.
Surely, good times and mindlessness will follow me.
(and “All My Children”) all of the “Days of Our Lives.”
And we will dwell in the presence
of thy “Guiding Light” forever!
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Taken from the book Learn To Discern
By: Robert G. DeMoss, JR.
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