Ever catch all the fish.. ?

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A man sped down the highway, feeling secure in a group of cars
all traveling at the same speed. However, when he passed a
patrol car, it pulled out behind him, lights flashing.

The police officer handed him a citation, took the driver’s
signature and was starting to walk away when the man said,
“Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don’t think it’s fair.
Plenty of other drivers around me were going just as fast.
Why did I get a ticket?”

“Ever go fishing?” the policeman asked.

“Um, yeah …” the startled man replied.

“Ever catch all the fish?”

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