Forgive Our Enemies

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In his Sunday sermon, the minister used “Forgive Your
Enemies” as his subject. After the sermon, he asked how
many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held
up their hands.

Not satisfied, he harangued the congregation for another
twenty minutes and repeated his question. This received a
response of eighty percent. Still unsatisfied, he lectured for
fifteen more minutes and repeated his question.
All responded except one elderly gentleman in the rear.

“Mr. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”

“I don’t have any.”

“Mr. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?”

“One hundred and one”.

“Mr. Jones, please come down in front and tell the
congregation how a man can live to be one hundred and
one and not have an enemy in the world.”

The old man teetered down the aisle, slowly turned to
face the congregation, smiled and said, “I outlived every
one of them!”

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