Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: alcohol, bar, beer, champagne, church, drunk, funny, gin, humor, jokes, laughter, liquor, money, nun, pastor, pope, preacher, priest, reverend, rum, scotch, sermon, shampoo, short, smiles, tequila, vodka, whiskey, wine
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to
pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked
the other if she would like a beer.
The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very
nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable
about purchasing it.
The first nun replied that she would handle that without
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Aug 12 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: couple, funny, humor, husband, jokes, laughter, man, phone, short, smiles, spouse, wife, woman
Jim was just falling off to sleep when his wife nudged him
and said the telephone was ringing. At this hour it was
probably for him, she said, closing her eyes. Jim rolled
out of bed and trundled downstairs.
When he returned, his wife was asleep. He woke her.
“Wasn’t for me, after all,” he said.
She crawled out of bed and pulled on a robe.
Then he added, “It was a wrong number.”
Aug 12 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: child, funny, humor, jokes, laughter, mother, parent, short, smiles, woman, words
A little girl was overheard by her mother asking God to make
Boston the capital of Vermont.
“Why do you pray like that?” the mother asked.
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Aug 12 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: church, funny, humor, jokes, laughter, minister, music, pastor, preacher, priest, sermon, service, short, smiles
A little girl went to church for the first time. After the
service, the minister asked how she had liked it.
“Well,” she thought for a moment, “I thought the music
was very fine, but your commercial was too long!”
Aug 12 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
It is no fault of the student because a year has only 365 days.
Days in a year = 365 days
Sundays = 52 days (Sundays are meant for rest)
Days left = 313 days
Summer Vacations = 60 days (Weather is very hot, so it is difficult to study)
Days left = 253 days
Eight hours of daily sleep = 122 days (Necessary)
Days left = 131 days
One hour daily for play = 15 days (It’s good for health)
Days left = 116 days
Two hours for daily food = 30 days (Chew the food properly, don’t care for time)
Days left = 86 days
Examination days in a year = 30 days (Giving exams is necessary)
Days left = 56 days
Winter vacations = 25 days (Weather is cold, it’s difficult to study)
Days left = 31 days
Other holidays = 20 days (These holidays are to enjoy)
Days left = 11 days
Illness at least once a year = 8 days (Because of illness, study is difficult)
Days left = 3 days
Result days = 3 days (Going and taking result is necessary)
Days left = 0 days
So tell me when is there time to study?!
Aug 12 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: age, attorney, computer, court, doctor, engineer, funny, hospital, humor, internet, job, jokes, judge, laughter, lawyer, online, short, smiles, surgeon, work
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, “Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession.”
The engineer replied, “But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first
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Aug 12 2008