Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: birthday, car, child, dad, father, funny, gift, humor, jokes, laughter, man, parent, present, short, smiles, sports, vehicle
Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Aug 12 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: boss, computer, funny, humor, internet, job, jokes, man, online, short, work
Sardar found a new job. On the very first day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked him what he did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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Aug 12 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
When you take a long time, you’re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.
When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.
When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.
When you take a stand, you’re being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he’s being firm.
When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.
When you have one too many drinks at a social, you’re a drunken bum.
When your boss does the same, he appreciated women.
When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it ’s because he’s overworked.
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Aug 12 2008
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: bar, beer, blonde, champagne, drunk, funny, gin, humor, jokes, laughter, liquor, redhead, rum, scotch, short, smiles, tequila, vodka, whiskey, wine
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender:
Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C.”
Bartender:“What is a B and C?”.
Brunette: “Bourbon and Coke.”
Redhead: “And, I’ll have a G and T.”
Bartender: “What’s a G and T?”
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Aug 12 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, anger, body, change, effect, era, expression, funny, health, hilarious, history, humor, jokes, language, laughter, law, man, mind, pain, pencil, period, relationship, result, rules, smiles, time, voice, woman, words
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are in effect
in every relationship.
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must
immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding which
was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.
7. If rule number 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing
the misunderstanding.
8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the
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Aug 12 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: boss, coffee, employee, fool, funny, hilarious, humor, idiot, job, jokes, language, laughter, man, manager, phone, smiles, task, voice, words, work
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded: “You fool; you’ve dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?
“No” replied the trainee.
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”
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Aug 12 2008