A guy was walking to the bar and outside there was a sign saying, “Pay a dollar, make the donkey laugh and get a free beer.”
The guy does this and gets his free beer. The next night the guy sees a different sign.
It reads, “pay a dollar make the donkey cry and get a free beer.”
He does this and gets his free beer.
The barman then asks, “How did you do it?”
The guy answers, “To make the donkey laugh I told him my private part was bigger than his and to make him cry I showed him”
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Today’s Funny Quote:
“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.”
– Paul Keating
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