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> >Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.
>>
>> They were determined to make this a real vacation by
>> not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as
>> the plane landed they headed for a store and
>> bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses,
>> etc.
>>
>> The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their “tourist’
>> garb.
>>
>> They were sitting on the beach chairs enjoying a drink, the
>> sunshine, and the scenery when a “drop dead gorgeous” blonde in a
>> topless bikini came walking straight toward them. They couldn’t help
>> but stare.
>>
>> As the blonde passed them she smiled and said “Good morning, Father,
>> Good morning, Father,” nodding and addressing each of them
>> individually, then she went on by. They were both stunned. How in
>> the world did she know they were priests? The next day, they went
>> back to the store and bought outfits that were even more outrageous.
>>
>> These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!
>> Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to
>> enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde,
>> wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time,
>> came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said
>>
>> “Good morning, Father,~ Good morning, Father,” and started to
>> walk away. One of the priests couldn’t stand it any longer and said,
>> “Just a minute, young lady.” “Yes, Father?”
>> “We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how
>> in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?”
>> She replied,
>>
>> “Father, it’s me, Sister Kathleen!”