There was this couple that went into a pet store. As they walked by the birds, the wife heard a voice. It was the parrot talking to her. It said, “Man, are you ugly!!!!!!” Her husband said, “You better stop that.” It said it again, so they got the manager and told him what the parrot said. The manager gets the parrot out of its cage and smacks it around a little, then chokes it and says, “You better not say that anymore; do you hear me?” The parrot says, “Yes, fine. I won’t say it anymore!!!”
When leaving the store the couple walk by the parrot’s cage.
This parrot is staring so hard and just cracking up laughing.
The man and woman say, “What?”, “What?”
The parrot says, “YOU KNOW WHAT!!!!”
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