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A man was invited to a friend’s home for dinner, where he noticed that his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms, calling her Honey, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, and so forth.
He was impressed at this, since the couple had been married over 50 years. While the wife was in the kitchen,
He said, “I think it’s wonderful that after all these years you still call your wife those cute little pet names.”
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Aug 19 2008
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A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water.
“That customer’s going to come back here pretty mad,” he said to his boss. “Should I give him his money back?”
“Money back?” roared the boss.
“What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat.”
Aug 19 2008
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A good friend of mine sent me this cute little story. Three older ladies
were discussing the travails of getting older. One said “Sometimes I
catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the
refrigerator, and can’t remember whether I
need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.”
The second lady chimed in, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing
of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up, or on my
way down.”
The third one responded, “Well, I’m glad I don’t have that problem;
knock on wood,” as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them,
“That must be the door. I’ll get it.”
Aug 19 2008
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It was a May-December marriage, and as the old man climbed into the car for the first time with his new bride.
He asked, “Did your mother tell you what to do on your wedding night?”
“Yes,” she cooed, kissing him lightly, “She told me everything.”
“Good,” said the elderly gentleman as he closed the door, “because I’ve forgotten.”
Aug 19 2008
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Joe decides to take his boss to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace.
Joe offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. He gets about half of the way there stops and jogs back.
His boss asks what the problem is. “Well one of those women is my wife and the other my mistress,” complained Joe.
Boss just shook his head at Joe and started toward the women determined to finish his round of golf.
Preparing to ask the ladies to speed up their game, he too stopped short and turned round.
Joe asked, “what’s wrong?”
It’s a small, small world Joe, and you’re fired”
Aug 19 2008
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The father of five children had won a rooster at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
“Who is the most obedient?” he asked.
“Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?”
Five small voices answered in unison, “Okay, dad, you get the rooster.”
Aug 19 2008