Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: aid, assistance, computer, fax, funny, humor, internet, jokes, laughter, man, office, online, printer, short, smiles, technician, woman
A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
The tech asked her if she was “running it under Windows.”
The woman then responded, “No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point.
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Aug 19 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Timmy was a little five year old boy that his Mom
loved very much and, being a worrier, she was
concerned about him walking to school when he
started Kindergarten. She walked him to school for
a couple of days but when he came home one day,
he told his mother that he did not want her walking
him to school everyday. He wanted to be like the “big
boys.”
He protested loudly, so she had an idea of how to
handle it. She asked a neighbor, Mrs. Goodnest, if
she would surreptitiously follow her son to school, at a
distance behind him that he would not likely notice, but
close enough to keep a watch on him.
Mrs. Goodnest said that since she was up early with her
toddler anyway, it would be a good way for them to get
some exercise as well so she agreed.
The next school day, Mrs. Goodnest and her little girl,
Marcy, set out following behind Timmy as he walked to
school with another neighbor boy he knew. She did this
for the whole week.
As the boys walked and chatted, kicking stones and
twigs, the little friend of Timmy noticed that this same
lady was following them as she seemed to do every day
all week.
Finally, he said to Timmy, “Have you noticed that lady
following us all week? Do you know her?”
Timmy nonchalantly replied, “Yea, I know who she is.”
The little friend said, “Well who is she?”
“That’s just Shirley Goodnest” Timmy said.
“Shirley Goodnest? Who is she and why is she following
us?”
“Well,” Timmy explained, “every night my Mom makes
me say the 23rd Psalm with my prayers ‘cuz she worries
about me so much. And in it, the prayer psalm says,
‘Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the days
of my life.’ so I guess I’ll just have to get used to it.”
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Aug 19 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Sally had three very active boys. One summer evening, she
was playing cops and robbers in the back yard after dinner.
One of the boys “shot” his mother and yelled, “Bang! You’re
dead.” She slumped to the ground, and when she didn’t get up
right away, a neighbor ran over to see if she had been hurt
in the fall.
When the neighbor bent over, the overworked mother opened
one eye and said, “Shhh. Don’t give me away. It’s the only
chance I’ve had to rest all day.”
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Aug 19 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: car, fool, funny, humor, idiot, jokes, laughter, man, money, short, smiles, vehicle, woman
Four sardars wanted to open an auto repair shop.
They bought the best car servicing equipment and soon inaugurated the repair shop.
They all waited eagerly on the inaugural day; but no customer arrived. A couple of days passed, there were no cars that came in for repairs.
A week, then a month went by, there were no cars.
After all, how could cars come in, the sardars had put up their garage on the second floor.
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Aug 19 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: couple, funny, gift, husband, jokes, short, wife
Pinku tells her husband, “Pappu, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.
Now, why can’t you do that?”
“Gosh,” Pappu says, “Why, I hardly know the girl!”
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Aug 19 2008
Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY", "When You're Down to Nothing God's UP to Something", Inspirationals.
Tags: abroad, action, aid, America, anger, belief, blessings, bliss, caring, carpenter, charity, Chinese, church, contribution, dad, day, donation, duty, emotion, eyes, faith, father, father-in-law, foreign, gift, glasses, God, granny, gratitude, happiness, home, hope, House, inspiration, job, joy, language, laughter, listening, love, man, minister, missionary, money, morning, mother, mother-in-law, mountain, neighbor, others, overseas, pastor, prayer, preacher, present, scripture, sermon, sharing, smiles, Sunday, support, surprise, task, thankfulness, time, tool, tools, water, woman, words, work
My mother’s father worked as a carpenter. On this particular
day, he was building some crates for the clothes his church was
sending to orphanages in China. On his way home, he reached
into his shirt pocket to find his glasses, but they were gone.
When he mentally replayed his earlier actions, he realized what
had happened; the glasses had slipped out of his pocket
unnoticed and fallen into one of the crates, which he had nailed
shut. His brand new glasses were heading for China!
..
The Great Depression was at its height and Grandpa had six
children. He had spent $20 for those glasses that very morning.
He was upset by the thought of having to buy another pair. It’s
not fair, he told God as he drove home in frustration. I’ve been
very faithful in giving of my time and money to your work, and
now this.
..
Months later, the director of the orphanage was on furlough in
the United States. He wanted to visit all the churches that
supported him in China, so he came to speak one Sunday at my
grandfather’s small church in Chicago. The missionary began by
thanking the people for their faithfulness in supporting him.
..
But most of all, he said, I must thank you for the glasses you
sent last. You see, the Communists had just swept through the
orphanage, destroying everything, including my glasses.
..
I was desperate. Even if I had the money, there was simply no
way of replacing those glasses. Along with not being able to
see well, I experienced headaches every day, so my coworkers and
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Aug 19 2008