My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to
monitor my moods.
We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood,
it turns green.
When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.
Menopause Jewelry
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