Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: blonde, funny, jokes, laughter, redhead, woman
Guess who knows the state capitals?
A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals
of the United States.
She proudly announced, “go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know
all of them.”
A Redhead said, “O.K., what’s the capital of Wyoming?”
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Aug 25 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: computer, funny, hilarious, internet, jokes, man, online, sports
How To Ask A Man To Do Something
Always remember these six important rules when asking a man to do something:
1. Make sure the man is conscious.
2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cage with
the sports section.
3. Be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to two, three hours, max.
4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. Offer to cook him
something that doesn’t have a peel-back cover.
5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave
his remote on high power for 55 minutes.
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Aug 25 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: doctor, funny, heroes, hilarious, home, hospital, humor, jokes, laughter, life, love, man, mind, nurse, pool, smiles, woman
>>>The love story of Ralph and Edna
>>>Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental
>>>hospital. One day while they were walking past the
>>>hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the
>>>deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed
>>>there.
>>>
>>>Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
>>>bottom and pulled him out.
>>>
>>>When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s
>>>heroic act she immediately ordered her to be
>>>discharged from the hospital, as she now considered
>>>her to be mentally stable.
>>>
>>>When she went to tell Edna the news she said, “Edna, I
>>>have good news and bad news. *The good news is you’re
>>>being discharged, since you were able to rationally
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Aug 25 2008