Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: doctor, funny, grandmother, jokes, short
When a grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to
move to Israel. As part of the preparations, she went to see
her doctor and get all her charts. The doctor asked her how
she was doing, so she gave him a litany of complaints –
this hurts, that’s stiff, I’m tired and slower, etc.
He responded, “Mrs. Siegel, you have to expect things to
start deteriorating. After all, who wants to live to 100?” Read More
Aug 29 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: church, cow, farmer, field, funny, jokes, pastor, preacher, sermon, service, short, Sunday
On Sunday, the new young pastor arrived at church and found
only an old farmer had shown up.
After waiting a while, the disappointed pastor remarked
to the old farmer, “Well, it appears no one else is coming,
so we should probably cancel service today” Read More
Aug 29 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: baby, beauty, daughter, funny, hilarious, jokes, redneck
“An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare.
With that as his mission he began to search for the perfect woman.
Shortly thereafter he met a Redneck who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the Redneck and asked for permission to marry one of them. Read More
Aug 29 2008
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: blonde, bridge, funny, jokes
A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o’clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.
The brunette turns to the blonde and says, ” I bet you $50 the man is going to jump.”
The blonde replies, “Okay, you’re on.”
Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50. Read More
Aug 29 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: elderly, funny, jokes, short
A young man was strolling down a street in south London. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting “Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen” over and over again.
Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldn’t. Then he spotted a knot in the wood, and put his eye to the hole. He just managed to spy some old people sitting in deckchairs Read More
Aug 29 2008
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: blonde, cop, funny, jokes, officer, patrolman, police, scarf, sheriff
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver’s window.
He was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.
The police yelled to the driver, “Pull over!” at the top of his lungs. Read More
Aug 29 2008