Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: bar, blonde, drunk, funny, jokes
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.”
Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6′2″, weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6′5″ pushing 300 and he’s a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?” Read More
Aug 29 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: child, class, cop, detective, funny, jokes, Little Sammy, patrolman, photos, policeman, sheriff, short, trooper
Little Sammy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local
police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin
board. The label clearly read, “The 10 Most Wanted.”
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really
was the photo of a wanted person. Read More
Aug 29 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, butt, car, celebrity, companion, couple, doctor, elderly, food, funny, halloween, hilarious, home, House, humor, husband, jokes, language, laughter, man, neighborhood, New York, New York City, partner, party, recipe, season, seniors, smiles, spouse, traffic, vehicle, wife, woman, words
> You can live in Phoenix , Arizona where…..
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> 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
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> 2. You’ve experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in
> the toilet bowl.
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> 3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
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> 4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food. Read More
Aug 29 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: child, funny, jokes, Little Johnny, money, parents, short
“Hey, Mom,” asked Johnny “can you give me twenty dollars?”
“Certainly not.”
“If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.” Read More
Aug 29 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: age, attorney, bar, check, court, doctor, drugs, elderly, funny, hilarious, hospital, humor, jokes, judge, laughter, lawyer, man, money, office, pharmacist, pharmacy, prescription, restaurant, seniors, short, smiles, woman
An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, “Doc, my druggist said to
tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you’ve been giving to Mrs. Smith.”
“Oh, he did, did he?” the doctor shot back. Read More
Aug 29 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: actress, elderly, friends, funny, hilarious, jokes, man, marriage, money, recipe, road, seniors, woman
1. A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. What’s the definition of a will? It’s a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
5. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
6. If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
7. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. Read More
Aug 29 2008