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A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling,
“Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!”
Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page.
What he saw was yesterday’s paper.
The man said, “Hey, this is an old paper, where’s the story about the big swindle?” Read More
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Aug 29 2008
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Tags: bliss, funny, groom, happiness, husband, jokes, joy, man, marriage, short
“Congratulations my boy!” said the groom’s uncle. “I’m sure you’ll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life.”
“But I’m not getting married until tomorrow,” protested his nephew. Read More
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Aug 29 2008
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A kind-hearted motorist saw a man struggling to change a tire
alongside the highway, and pulled over to see whether he could help.
The man had a very red face, and a dark smear across it where he’d
wiped off sweat with dirty hands. His tie was undone and his shirt
collar askew, and it was clear he had also wiped his hands on his
once-white shirt. Close to him stood an immaculately neat woman who
was speaking in quick, agitated tones. Read More
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Aug 29 2008
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At a nursing home in Miami, Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments:
“My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one.
“Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee,” replied another.
“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement. Read More
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Aug 29 2008
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STORY OF ELIJAH
The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces, and laid it upon the altar. And then, Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar. He had them do this four times.
“Now,” said the teacher, “can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?”
A little girl in the back of the room started waving her hand, “I know! I know!” she said, “To make the gravy!” Read More
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Aug 29 2008
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Tags: autumn, community, computer, funny, hilarious, indian, internet, jokes, leader, man, online, phone, secret, technology, weather, winter, woman
It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked
their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never
been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he
couldn’t tell what the heck the weather was going to be.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe
that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members
of the village should collect wood so they would be prepared for
it. Read More
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Aug 29 2008