Service for One

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On Sunday, the new young pastor arrived at church and found
only an old farmer had shown up.

After waiting a while, the disappointed pastor remarked
to the old farmer, “Well, it appears no one else is coming,
so we should probably cancel service today”

The farmer, dressed in his Sunday best, looked at the young
preacher and said, “Well pastor, I don’t know much ’bout
preachin’, but I do know something bout farmin’ and if I
went out in the field and found only one cow, I’d still feed
‘em”

This excited the young preacher who preached for the next 45
minutes a fierce fire and brimstone sermon. Afterwards the
pastor asked the old farmer what he thought.

The old farmer remarked, “Well pastor, I don’t know much
bout preachin’, but I do know somethin’ ’bout farmin’ and if
I went out in the field and found only one cow, I wouldn’t
give ‘em the whole bale.”

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