Water and Wine

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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don’t.

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As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

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In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in faeces.
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In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
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However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)

Because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
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Remember: Water = Poop….. Wine = Health
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh * *

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There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I’m doing this as a public service (LOL).

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