TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

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What is the difference between
girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38,
48, 58, 68, and 78 ?

At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

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Black History…..

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Just In case you haven’t seen this…

Whoever put this together deserves an award. This is awesome !

http://www.ls.cc.al.us/blackhistory/blackhistory.html

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A MountainWings Moment

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Improvement
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A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read
her a bedtime story.

From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and
reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately
stroking her own cheek, then his again.

Finally she spoke up, “Grandpa, did God make you?”

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Obamamania // Remembering Katrina‏

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Contributed by a dear friend…

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History was made yesterday when Barack Obama accepted the Democratic party Nomination as it’s candidate for President. A milestone in American His-story! The seed of his historic journey was planted long before yesterday. That seed was Loved and Nurtured along the way by those who were placed along his life path to help him get to this point. It is foolish to think he has done this on his own. He has made choices and those choices have led to those he has surrounded himself with during his journey.

His rise to the top has equaled the shock heard round the world when Ali defeated Sonny Liston to become the Heavyweight Champion of the World. Well Obama has done likewise to the Clintons in a different forum/or arena, American Politics.

He has chosen a path reminiscent of Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy. There is no need to go further as to the impact these two American left behind, but we will always often wonder how things may have been.

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5 REASONS TO CONNECT WITH OTHERS

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Five Reasons to be Social

Ongoing research illustrates the powerful influence that bonds with family and friends have on both emotional well-being and physical health, especially as we get older. The more positive relationships you have in life - whether with your spouse, family members, friends, coworkers, or community and spiritual groups - the better your health tends to be.

There are many reasons close social ties can improve health:

1. Friends and loved ones may encourage you to adopt healthier habits, such as getting regular exercise, quitting smoking, or maintaining a healthy weight.

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A Scripture A Day…

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God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that
while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.
(Romans 5:8)

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