Best Kept Family Secret

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Granny Adams made such beautiful pies!

One day I asked her, “How do you get such beautiful pies with the crimps around the edge so even?”

“Well, it’s a family secret”, she said, “but if you promise not to Tell, I’ll let you in on it.”

“OK”, I said. “Tell me!

“Well, first I roll out the dough, making sure it is flat and even.
Then I cut out the bottom layer and carefully put in the pie plate and make Sure it is firmly against the sides of the plate.

Then I slowly pour in the filling, making sure that it’s not too full.

Next I cut out the top layer, and carefully put it over the filling.

Finally, I take out my teeth and just run them around the edge of the pie crust, and they make the nicest even impression you ever did see!”

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