AFROPHOBIA: Fear of the return of the 70’s hair styles.
DEJA FLU: The feeling that one has had this cold before.
HYPOCOINDRIA: Fear of not having correct change.
HAIRPIECE SWIMPLEX: Rash caused by wearing a toupee in a
pool.
HERPES CINEPLEX: Rash caused by movie tickets priced at
$9.50.
CELESTIAL SEASONINGS AFFECTIVE DISORDER: Herbal-tea
addiction.
VISACARDITIS: The heart-stopping sensation brought on by
exceeding your credit limit.
SONSTROKE: An attack during the reading of a will.
ROSWELL-BABY SYNDROME: Irrational fear that one’s infant
might be an alien.
OREOPOROSIS: Disorder caused by too many cookies, not enough
milk.
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Today’s Funny Quote:
How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogy in it!
– Unknown
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Have a TERRIFIC day!
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