Net Miles Of Smiles

> A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot.
> One Summer
> they noticed a girl who
> was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn’t
> unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing;
> she would
> approach people who
> were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively, then speak to
> them.
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> Generally the people would respond negatively and she would
> wander off,
> but occasionally
> someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange
> of money and something she carried in her bag.
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> The couple assumed she was selling drugs, and debated calling the
> Police,
> but since they didn’t
> know for sure they just continued to watch her.
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> After a couple of weeks the wife said, “Honey, have you ever
> noticed that
> she only goes up to people
> with boom boxes and other electronic devices?”
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> He hadn’t, and said so.
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> Then she said, “Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big
> radio and go
> lie out on the beach.
> Then we can find out what she’s really doing.”
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> Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost
> hopping up
> and down with
> anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and
> then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the
> road.
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> Well, is she selling drugs?” she asked excitedly.
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> “No, she’s not,” he said, enjoying this probably more than he
> should have.
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> “Well, what is it, then? What does she do?” his wife fairly
> shrieked.
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> The man grinned and said, “Her name is Sally, and she’s a battery
> salesperson.”
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> “Batteries?” cried the wife.
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> “Yes,” he replied.
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> She sells C cells by the seashore.