Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: boss, child, citizen, couple, elderly, funny, hilarious, husband, job, jokes, laughter, life, love, man, marriage, parent, quotes, seniors, smiles, success, talent, taxes, wife, woman, world
[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
[5] Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
[6] Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
[7] You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
[8] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
[9] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
[10] Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
[11] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
[12] Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
[13] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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Sep 09 2008
Posted: under Inspirationals.
When I say good morning I mean to say:
G - od
O - ffers us His
O - utstanding
D - evotion to
M - ake us
O - bedient &
R - eady for a
N - ew day with Him.
I - nspire others please, and
N - ever forget
G - od loves you!
If you like it send it to others. God will bless you for doing so.
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“Aspire To Inspire Before You Expire !”
Sep 09 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "When You're Down to Nothing God's UP to Something".
Tags: age, attention, belief, boss, chance, competition, contestant, courage, depression, employee, excitement, faith, focus, fool, God, horse, idiot, inspiration, leader, life, man, manager, money, others, persistence, rain, strength, stress, success, time, water, winner, woman
I had to watch. There was so much being made of this event,
that I had to see how it all turned out.
Of course, I wanted the best one to win, but I also wanted to
see a great story become even greater.
We watched the Kentucky Derby.
I don’t know a thing about horse racing, but I know plenty about
winning and losing.
As the odds changed and the tension mounted, I paid little
attention to who owned what and how much they made in the past
three years. The odds makers were having a field day with all
the possibilities. I am sure there was a small fortune to be
made if you had the right combination and your horse came in.
From what I remember the winning horse would bring a hefty five
million dollars to the owner.
As the horses approached the starting gate, the announcer read
all the statistics, but none of it made any sense to me. All I
saw were horses and people. As the camera scanned along the
line, I wondered what each jockey was thinking. They all have
won races before, some even won the Derby, but each race is
different, new, and fresh. They weren’t there to lose.
They started the race as winners.
There were to be 18 horses in this race, but a few were “scratched,”
dropped out for whatever reason before the race was announced.
One by one they took their places.
“They’re off!”
It was a muddy race track, “sloppy” they said. As they bolted
from the gate I saw the crowded field tighten up as each rider
fought to get their position. They were literally touching
sides, some six or seven deep. That is until they suddenly
slipped into place.
As they headed into the first turn I focused not on who was in
the lead, but all the horses that were behind.
The leader was clean and almost untouched by the mud and rain.
All the horses behind were soaked and dirty. I saw that as the
first obvious advantage of being the leader in the race.
I know it doesn’t always work this way, but I’ve discovered that
the one in the lead early on often times burns out too soon.
The great story, the excitement in the race happens when a horse
lost in the crowd suddenly bursts forth.
Life is like that race.
I know many who started out in the lead and because of all too
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Sep 09 2008
Posted: under Inspirationals.
Tags: advice, belief, Christ, courage, destination, earth, eyes, faith, father, global, globe, God, guidance, guide, Heaven, inspiration, Jesus, journey, knowledge, life, love, man, path, protection, reason, road, Savior, scripture, strength, tips, travel, truth, universe, woman, world
Without the WAY there is no going;
Without the TRUTH there is no knowing;
Without the LIFE there is no living.
~Thomas A. Kempis~
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Jesus said:
I am the Way, the Truth and the Life.
No man cometh to the Father but by me.
~John 14:6~
^^*^^*^^*^^
There is no Way, no Truth, and no Life outside of Jesus!
We cannot look to anything this world presents to us
no matter how pretty a picture it paints.
~Jackie~
^^*^^*^^*^^
We must, despite ourselves, turn heavenward our eyes.
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Sep 09 2008
Posted: under "A Scripture A Day Keeps The Devil Away".
“Enter the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the path that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.” (Matthew 7:13, NIV)
Sep 09 2008
Posted: under "A Scripture A Day Keeps The Devil Away", "A Slice Of Life".
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PONDER THESE THINGS
A Spirituality that Kills
Dr. Ed Young
Winning Walk
Oprah’s mantra “find your own spirit” has become the rally cry of many Americans. The media, our friends, family-and unfortunately, even some pulpits-challenge us to “find our inner strength.”
These words might seem harmless to you, even encouraging and uplifting, but the truth is that these messages have their roots in the New Age Movement…a movement that is a very real danger to you and your family.
It starts by not being able to recognize Satan’s deceptive strategy.
Perhaps you envision him wearing a red cape and carrying a pitchfork…someone who really doesn’t affect your life. If so, he has you thinking exactly what he wants you to think! The devil is deceptive and charming-a wolf in sheep’s clothing. And one of his greatest disguises is in the New Age Movement. Yet, many don’t even realize it!
Do you recognize Satan’s influence in your life? Are you drawn to television shows such as the WB’s Charmed, which depicts the lives of three sisters who happen to be spell-casting witches? Or do your children watch Disney’s That’s So Raven in which the teen heroine has visions?
The popularity of the New Age Movement expressed in a cloak of spirituality is greater than ever…and it means you and I need to arm ourselves with God’s truth. We need to be able to recognize false spirituality-and teach our children about these dangers.
For instance, what comes to mind when you think of New Age? Do you think of palm
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Sep 09 2008