One night a man came into a gas station, looking nice and casual; he went up to the clerk and put a $20 bill on the counter, to not look suspicious. All of a sudden he pulled out a gun and said, “Give me all your money!” The clerk did as she was told and gave him the cash register with all the money. Obviously, the dumb robber was not paying attention to the sign that said “cash register only has $15 in it at all times” so he left the money and the gas station in a hurry, gettin’ ripped off a huge chunk of change.
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Hahahaha !!!!!!!
Today’s Funny Quote:
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.
He told me to quit going to those places.
– Henny Youngman
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