Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
A man is at his lawyer’s funeral and is surprised by the turnout for this one man.
He turns to the people around him and says, “Why are you all at this man’s funeral?”
An old man turns towards him and says, “We’re all clients”.
The man ask, “And you all came to pay your respects? How touching“.
The old man replies, “No, we came to make sure he was dead”.
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Sep 11 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home,
he was looking at the things she had purchased.
He found a package of panty hose and began to sound out the words “Queen Size”.
He then turned to his grandmother and exclaimed,
“Look Grandma, you wear the same size as our bed!”
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“It’s great therapy to laugh.”
“LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE”
DON’T WORRY BE HAPPY!
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Have a TERRIFIC day!
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Sep 11 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: boss, doctor, employee, fool, funny, hilarious, hospital, humor, idiot, job, jokes, laughter, man, manager, money, moron, physician, smiles, task, woman, work
One night a man came into a gas station, looking nice and casual; he went up to the clerk and put a $20 bill on the counter, to not look suspicious. All of a sudden he pulled out a gun and said, “Give me all your money!” The clerk did as she was told and gave him the cash register with all the money. Obviously, the dumb robber was not paying attention to the sign that said “cash register only has $15 in it at all times” so he left the money and the gas station in a hurry, gettin’ ripped off a huge chunk of change.
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Sep 11 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: cheese, cow, duty, finger, fingers, fool, funny, hands, hats, hilarious, humor, ice, idiot, job, jokes, labor, laughter, man, milk, moron, others, pants, rabbit, smiles, snow, stupid, task, winter, woman, work
How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
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How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
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How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.
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What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long?
Polaroids.
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What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn’t Work?
A Stick.
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What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
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What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
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Sep 11 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
A Panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door.
The owner of the restaurant says, “Hey, what are you doing? You come in here, you kill my waiter and walk away without saying a word. I don’t understand.”
The Panda says, “Look it up in the dictionary,” and walks out the door.
So the owner gets out a dictionary and looks under the heading “Panda”. It reads:
Panda black and white animal; lives in central China; eats shoots and leaves.
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Sep 11 2008
Posted: under "A Scripture A Day Keeps The Devil Away".
Fear and Faith
My soul is weary with sorrow; strengthen me according to your word. (Psalm 119:28)
You are my refuge in the day of disaster. (Jeremiah 17:17b)
Perfect love cast out fear. (1 John 4:18a)
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Sep 11 2008