How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
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How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
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How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.
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What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long?
Polaroids.
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What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn’t Work?
A Stick.
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What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
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What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
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Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
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Why Did Pilgrims’ Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
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