A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Democrat: $20.00
+ Baked Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the cook over and asked, ‘Why such a price difference for the Republican?’
The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one?
They’re so full of crap , it takes all morning.”
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Today’s Funny Quote:
Behind every successful man
is a surprised woman.
– Maryon Pearson
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