Jah will save I

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A small village some miles away experienced heavy rains. A rastafarian’s home
was flooded out. On the roof the rastafarian prayed to Jah to save him. Feeling
sure that his prayer would be answered he waited patiently. After a few minutes
some men came in a boat and asked him if he needed help. To this he replied:
“Jah will save I and I.” So the boat left. A few minutes passed then a plane came
to aid the dread followed by a helicopter, and each time the Ras replied:
“Jah will save di I.”

Alas, the Ras drowned. When he was resurrected and met Jah in heaven he asked:
“Jah, why yuh mek mi drown? You never hear mi prayer?”

“Of course mi hear, dat is why mi send boat, plane and helicopter fi yuh.”

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