Typical Jamaican man married typical good-looking Jamaican lady and
after the wedding, laid down the following rules: “Mi cum home when mi want, if mi want
and ah dohn expec noh assle from yu. Mi expect a good dinner pon de table
unless mi tell yu oderwise. Mi gwine shoot bird, fish, drink me whites, play
domino anytime me want wid me fren dem an mi noh wahn yu gi mi a hard time.
Those are my rules. Seen?”
His new bride said, “Yah man, dat all right wid me. But yu no see it -
me gwine have sex here at seven o’clock every night-wheder you dey ya or not!”
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