Once upon a time there was a small passenger plane that experienced
some difficulty while flying from Montego Bay to Kingston and was about
to crash.There were 5 passengers on board but alas, only 4 parachutes!!!
The 1st passenger says, “I’m Francois St. Juste, the best disc jockey in
Jamaica and the FAME FM team needs me, so I can’t afford to die.” He takes
the 1st pack and jumps from the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Portia Simpson-Miller says, “I am the new leader of the
People’s National Party and a first female Prime Minister, I must live!!”
So she takes the 2nd pack and jumps out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, Percival Patterson, says “I’m the past Prime Minister
of Jamaica. I was the cleverest Prime Minister in Jamaica’s history, so the
Jamaican people won’t want me to die.” So he grabs the pack next to him and
jumps out of the plane.
The 4th passenger, Bishop Herro Blair says to the 5th passenger a 10 year old
schoolgirl, “I’ve had a very good life and since I am a practising christian,
I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute my child.” The
girl says, “Nah, it’s okay Rev, there’s a parachute right here for you
…Jamaica’s best DJ just jumped outta the plane with my school bag.”
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