1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then
it hit me.
2. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old
was resisting a rest.
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut
off? He’s all right now.
4. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was
Sir Cumference.
5. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
6. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
7. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
8. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet concrete. He became
a hardened criminal.
9. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged
with stalking.
10. We’ll never run out of math teachers because they always
multiply.
11. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
12. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes
was on shaky ground.
13. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
14. If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog
your memory.
15. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
16. What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).
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Be Well and Laugh Often… Yea!!!
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