David had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital near death. The family called their pastor to stand with them. As the pastor stood next to the bed, David’s condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and David used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The pastor thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.
At the funeral, as he ws finishing the euology, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he had been wearing when David died. He said, “You know, David handed me
a note just before he died. I haven’t looked at it, but knowing David, I’m sure that there’s a word of inspiration there for us all.”
He opened the note and read, ” Yu bumbo rasshole, you standing on mi rasshole oxygen tube!”
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