Guyanese Drunk

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This Guyanese man came to New York worked three jobs, accumulated great wealth and became very rich. He however liked to boast and consume alcohol. One time he invited his friend who had just migrated from Guyana, for a drink, and of course to show off.

“Rich Guyanese”- Bai, na think me get all this because I win de lottery. I wuk me backside off.

“Regular Guyanese”- me know me know. Me hear how u does wuk hard.

“Rich Guyanese”- You see this big house. This a me wan. This big Mercedes Benz, me wan. All dem furniture me wan. Come leh me show you me bedroom. Is like heaven. That wata bed me buy. You see that beautiful woman pun dat wata bed. Dat me wife. And you see dat Jamaican man lying next to she, that is ME.

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